Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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