even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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