it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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