I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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