Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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