no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
party gras won. party gras always wins.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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