I love black thongs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
