I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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