Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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