Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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