Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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