Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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