Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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