I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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