Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Everything about him screamed your future.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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