I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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