Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
vagina is talking i cant
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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