White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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