Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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