Plan B is the new Plan A
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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