I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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