I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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