somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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