I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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