i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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