Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
jump out the window naked night went bad
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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