I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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