the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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