Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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