he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Damn victory sex feels great
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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