She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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