Christians are straight up FREAKS
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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