Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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