haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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