good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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