Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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