wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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