I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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