doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
this is an emotional support booty call
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
