I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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