Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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