yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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