I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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