I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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