Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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