so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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