Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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