You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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