can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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