He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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