Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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