Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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