you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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