I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Everyone says I win the strip club
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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