pop tarts are not kleenex
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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