You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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